Female laws!

Female Law #817
Never let a certain "time" coincide with needing a haircut AND your roots done (badly) AND bra shopping. It will NOT be a good experience for anyone around you. You also should put the scissors away. You won't help your hair or your self esteem. It also won't get you in any earlier to see your hairdresser. Fortunately, I learned this part of the lesson many years ago.... the hard way.

It also helps not to visit the emergency room with a child during this time. Fortunately for me, prayer helps to maintain control when hormones dictate other reactions to waiting for long periods of time.

I'm better now.